Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Damn-it Jake I'm a vampire not a porn star!

In honor of William Shatner's Birthday I am offering 75 extra TeaBagging Points to anyone who can fit any of these iconic phrases into their lemon:
  • Beam me up, Scotty 
  • Live long and prosper 
  • Resistance is futile
  • Where no man has gone before
  • Mister Chekov, I think you've earned your pay for the week
  • You can't appreciate Shakespeare until you've read him in the original Klingon
  • Damnit Jim, I'm a Doctor not a ________
  • I'm giving her all she's got, Captain!  
  • Engage Number One
  • Rule of Acquisition 112: Never have sex with the boss's sister.


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