Awards!

I am the WORST contest host.  I'm sorry.  My negligence has no excuse.  I deserve to be, well, teabagged.

I hope you can forgive me.  The banners are really fucking cool at least right?

Again, sorry folks, I should have known better than to take this on during tax season.

But without further adu the winners are:

The TriFuckta Pick goes to The Fur Burger Meets Two Jive Sausages by PantsAreForLosers, ms-ambrosia and shoefreak37

And Pavarti's Pick is awarded to: The Mechanics of Thrust by AngelGoddess1981

Thanks to Wordslinger for such awesome banners!

And FINALLY The Winner of the "Pavarti's Pic" Award goes to...

@Donniluvsu (Dawn Worrell)

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Winner of the Most likely to get splinters on her ass when camping Award is

@sfiddyfic

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Winner of The Sparkle Award: We love Vamps too! goes to

MyNameIsFob!

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Winner of The Best Iambic Peen-Eater Award is

@Shawnie_f

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Winner of the Best way to get a "A" Award is

@tundetre

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Winner of the Writer who couldn't follow the rules in a contest with no rules Award goes to

@leelator

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Winner of the Best Failed Tea Bagging Award is

@furrycannibals

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Winner of The Even Burt Renolds thinks your story was hot Award is

@RockSteady54

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Winner of the Best Blue Balls Award goes to

FourChette!

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Winner of The story that made Pav pee from laughter Award goes to...

@audreyii_fic for Wherein Bella Comes To Hate MSNBC

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ANNOUNCING THE WINNERS

Here's how it's going to play out.  I'm going to post the awards one at a time.  The last one will be the winner of the coveted "Pavarti's Pick" award.  Are you ready?  Set? Go!