Rules - ha!

The Pineapple Awards! The Best of the Worst Lemons!

Read the title, you get the idea.
  • Word Count: 500-1000 words of your most horrific lemon.  However, should you run long do you think that if your story is 1002 words and I said 1000 it's going to be disqualified?  Really?  Come on now :)
  • Plot: Completely irrelevant
  • Slash/Het: Slash is welcome.  Gay, Straight, Tranny, whatever.  Just keep the kids and the pets out of it.  Although some wolfballs might be funny...just sayin'
  • BETAs: If you can find someone to BETA this crap than I would love you for doing it.  Just makes it easier to read and I'll be more inclined to like your story, but BETAs are not required 
  • 18+ only 
  • Stories due by midnight on 4/15
  • You must send me either the link to the story on FF.net or the doc.  TBagTwilight @ gmail.
  • The winner will be chosen by ME and BellaFlan but if we get enough entries perhaps we'll also have some voting
Presuming we don't get kicked off stories will be hosted on FF.net.  However, since we're blatantly breaking the rules of the site, we will also post all stories here.  If you choose not to post on FF.net that's fine, just make sure to send me the story.

Is there anything else you need clarified?