Clarifications

OK you big dorks, you are taking this way to seriously!  This is contest about TEABAGGING for god's sake.  I mean really?  Do you think that if your story is 1002 words and I said 1000 it's going to be disqualified?  Really?  In a story about dipping your balls in someone's mouth for fun?  Come on now :)

• Word Count the idea is for this to be a short drabble, not a long 5000-10000 word story, I don't really care how long it is, just get to the point and start sucking those scrotum!
• Oolong Tea I can't believe I'm having to clarify this...ok...so the actual...ejaculate (god lord did I just type that?) is not important.  The "tea" is not required.  Also, you may use bagged, loose leaf or a fucking french press for all I care!
• Slash/Het I believe the original idea was to keep this het but since you bitches forced me to be in charge I get to make the rules!  Slash is welcome.  Gay, Straight, Tranny, whatever.  Just keep the kids and the pets out of it.  Although some wolfballs might be funny...just sayin'
• BETAs If you can find someone to BETA this crap than I would love you for doing it.  Just makes it easier to read and I'll be more inclined to like your story, but BETAs are not required

Is there anything else you need clarified?  Again, this a contest about tasting testes please to be having fun and not worrying about rules!